Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks, Gisele Bundchen and Alessandra Ambrosio were the hosts of the Victoria's Secret Angels Across America Tour which ended this weekend. The Captain wishes he could have been at the basketball game the superhotties attended during their trip. Here's the shot that won the game:
Falling in love. Four times in a row.

Monday, November 15, 2004

Ana Beatriz Barros is definitely hotter than a mid-summer day in her native Brazil. That's exactly what Jennifer Lopez had to be thinking when she picked her to model the J.Lo line of clothing, including the upcoming J.Lo lingerie. Why Beatriz? Lopez recently told a newspaper that "she has an edge to her that's young and street and urban". She forgot to mention she was one of the sexiest woman a pirate could ever lay his dirty hands on.
Booty found: Ana1 - Ana2 - Ana3 - Ana4 - Ana5 - Ana6 - Ana7 - Ana8
Welcome to the streets of Tijuana! If you want to see how pink panochas get pounded and how tight latin asses get worked, then you got to watch those movies from the latest production of Red Light District Studios. Taste it now and you'll get hungry for more. It's new, it's good, it's South American Pie.

Friday, November 12, 2004

Is Charlie Sheen a pimp? The actor encouraged his wife Denise Richards to get naked for the December cover of Playboy. "He was very supportive," she says. He even helped her choose the final photos. "Charlie's been a Playboy fan for years". But she did select an unusual entourage to accompany her to the Bahamas for the photo shoot - her mother, father and six-month-old daughter Sam. Richards admits that Playboy magazine has held a memorable place in her family's history for a number of years. She explains, "My dad subscribed to Playboy when I was little. My sister and I found a magazine and we were really upset. We thought my dad was gonna divorce my mom. So he sat us down and had a talk and explained that he buys the magazine for the articles". Of course.
Wild thing: Denise1 - Denise2 - Denise3 - Denise4 - Denise5 - Denise6 - Denise7 - Denise8 - Denise9
Say goodbye to Ronald McDonald. The cousin of Pennywise the Clown from Stephen King's IT has got a new female counterpart who is way more sexy than him. Say hello to the McHottie! It's unclear whether the campaign will make its way to the United States but it would be cool to get rid of the old Ronald. We can tell the kids he died from hamburger overdose.
I would eat it: The Video

Sunday, November 07, 2004

It finally happened at P. Diddy's birthday Ball at Cipriani's. No, P. Diddy didn't admit he was the worst lyricist ever yet but a boob belonging to Tara Reid slipped out in front of the press while she was standing there posing for photos. Let's hear what the hottie had to say about it: "I took off my jacket and my strap fell off. It was awful. The photographers were like lunatics — high-fiving each other in front of me. It was so embarrassing. There were so many paparazzi and the flashbulbs were going off, I couldn't see anything... I didn't even know what was happening. I was like, 'It's not nice to take a picture like that. Please don't print the picture,' but they just laughed." Too late baby. The Captain isn't laughing but rather scared by what he sees. Go fix this awful nipple please.
Tragedy: Tara Reid Nipple Slip
Update: The Video

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

The monkey. Again. A good reason to move to Canada:
Avril Lavigne got a job at Hooters
Update: Hooters1 - Hooters2 - Video (right click & save as...)
I'm sure every pirate remembers Francesca Willis, a hottie from Barkers College who had been suspended after sexually suggestive photographs were sent to fellow and former pupils. Well, here's another college girls gone wild photoshoot which took place in a classroom. In the first pic, you'll notice that the teacher is at the board. Teenagers acting out has become a very common thing. I guess it's the American Pie after effect.
Welcome to Sex Academy: Pic1 - Pic2 - Pic3 - Pic4 - Pic5

Monday, November 01, 2004

"Beyonce Knowles of U.S. music group Destiny's Child attends a signing session of their latest single, Lose My Breath, from the album Destiny Fulfilled, at a record shop in central London, November 1, 2004." That's what the journalists of Reuters wrote about this pic of the R&B star. Not very interesting, isn't it? Now forget what you just read and let The Captain write this caption again:
Beyoncé leans forward at a signing session, nipple pops out