Thursday, September 30, 2004

After the Eurotrip no show, Michelle Trachtenberg's nipple decided it was time to pop out and to show its pink attitude. And this is good news because Michelle is one of my favorite rising Hollywood star. The nipple popped out during a dinner at The Toronto Film Festival last week and the publishers obviously didn't notice the incident since the pic is still available for sale on their website. It's now a pirate's property. Muahahahaha!
Trachtenberg's Nipple: Hello World!

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Wednesday, September 29, 2004

After several false starts, the movie version of Marvel comic-book superheroes known as The Fantastic Four has commenced filming in Vancouver, B.C., and will arrive in theaters on July 2005. Jessica Alba, 23, star of TV's Dark Angel, will be starring as Sue Storm, also known as the Invisible Woman. No need to say that The Captain can't wait to see her walking around and fighting villains in her skin-tight blue uniform. Let's hope she doesn't use her superpowers too often!
Fantastic: Not so Invisible Woman
The Rest: The Thing - The Human Torch - Mr. Fantastic

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Tuesday, September 28, 2004

While Britney still wants to get all the attention by telling her friends that she's pregnant, The Captain didn't get distracted and went for Lindsay Lohan instead. She complained to GQ about the attention paid to her breasts before spreading her gorgeous cleavage all over the magazine's cover and the accompanying photoshoot. Here's what she had to say about it:"What are people trying to do by saying I'm baring it all? Go pick on someone else. It's getting a little old. Like, I didn't get implants--deal with it!" Um... yeah, sure! The Captain would deal with them both!
Lindsay1 - Lindsay2 - Lindsay3 - Lindsay4 - Lindsay5

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Monday, September 27, 2004

While Britney Spears and Kevin Federline low-key wedding caught everyone's attention, The Captain came across much more interesting stuff. This pic of Heidi Klum kissing her boyfriend Seal was published on the online edition of People magazine last friday and it didn't last long before someone noticed the nipple slip and replaced it with a more puritan version. Shame on you, People! Here are both versions, before and after the Photoshop artists did their duty for chastity.
Before: The Nipple
After: What The F***?

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Sunday, September 26, 2004

For his comeback, The Captain would like to offer a present to his readers. I've got ten Gmail invites to give to the first pirates who post their email and a cool message in the comments section of this article.

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Mighty pirates, throw your hands up in the air! The Captain is back! On november 2, I will vote. I will get laid. I will love America. Votergasm is a group that encourages young Americans to vote. The group seeks to get 100,000 first time voters to the polls and to "catalyze 250,000 orgasms by the morning of November 3." Acceptable sexual positions include, but are not limited to: missionary, doggy-style, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, leapfrog, butterfly, humpback whale, cling wrap, squashing of the deck chair, accordion, reverse piggy-back, advanced ("twin") leapfrog. Male-male, female-female, group, and oral variations of these positions can also be used to satisfy the pledge. What are you waiting for? Become an American Hero!
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