Sunday, May 30, 2004

Jessica Cutler, a bootyful young woman who was better known as "washingtonienne" was fired from her job last week as a staff assistant to Republican Senator Mike DeWine. Her blog depicted her sex life at the Hill. According to the Washington Post, DeWine said in a statement that Cutler had been fired for using Senate "resources and work time to post unsuitable and offensive material to an internet weblog. Jessica never named the men she shagged. This sex scandal brought her enough celebrity for Playboy to make her an offer for a photoshoot. Who said blogging wasn't lucrative?

Thursday, May 27, 2004

The Axis of Eve is a coalition of brazen women on a mission to expose and depose George W. Bush and his deceitful administration. Convinced that effective political action can be irreverent and exciting, they have launched a titillating campaign of truth-flashing coordinated around a provocative line of protest panties.

Wednesday, May 19, 2004

Dolores Pictures made a movie called Whore ("Yo Puta" in spanish). Well, I'm used to see whores everywhere around me (no need to mention the Captain is a pimp), but the interesting part is that Daryl Hannah and Denise Richards have the lead roles in this movie. I guess you can now stop downloading that sex scene from Wild Things ;-)
After exposing some ass in her 'dirrty' videoclip, Xtina Aguilera suggests that to become a famous pop singer, she had to do even more dirty things with her record company boss. And don't try to make us believe that you're just playing with the chair! Nasty little girl.

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

Go ahead you naughty little girls, do what Daddy tells you and everything will be o.k. Suck cock and eat cum just like Daddy showed you. That's right pull down your panties, finger your tight little pink pussies and gaping assholes, and make Daddy proud. Oh, and Taylor hunny make sure you smile as you take both of those big cocks up your ass and pussy. But just remember, no matter how many dicks you suck, you will always be Daddy's girl. Now tell me, who's your daddy? Captain Cum indeed.

Monday, May 17, 2004

Guess who's back? Vida's Official Website is coming soon. For those who can't wait to see more of the most beautiful ass in the world, here are some high quality Vida Guerra pics.

Saturday, May 15, 2004

Have you ever dreamed of living large the Hugh Hefner way? Well, you'll be able to live the Playboy lifestyle in a videogame called Playboy: The Mansion. The game will be out in the fourth quarter of 2004. Pimp pimp hurray!

Friday, May 14, 2004

Here's the reason why Catalina Cruz is a bombshell and here's the reason why you should never put your picture on the internet.

Wednesday, May 05, 2004

Semen Sippers features ten super hot girls. This energy packed movie is full of DP's, ass to other girl's mouth, cum swapping, gaping corn holes, and cum swallowing in every scene. Captain Cum loves it!

Tuesday, May 04, 2004

Fo shizzle my nizzle! I wish I was the lucky bastard in that video so I would be able to show my skills to Vanessa Blue and Kitten.