Sunday, September 26, 2004

Mighty pirates, throw your hands up in the air! The Captain is back! On november 2, I will vote. I will get laid. I will love America. Votergasm is a group that encourages young Americans to vote. The group seeks to get 100,000 first time voters to the polls and to "catalyze 250,000 orgasms by the morning of November 3." Acceptable sexual positions include, but are not limited to: missionary, doggy-style, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, leapfrog, butterfly, humpback whale, cling wrap, squashing of the deck chair, accordion, reverse piggy-back, advanced ("twin") leapfrog. Male-male, female-female, group, and oral variations of these positions can also be used to satisfy the pledge. What are you waiting for? Become an American Hero!
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