Carmen Electra gave the audience at a charity concert in Los Angeles a preview of her new aerobic striptease video.

The Sun reports that the former "Baywatch" star performed a raunchy dance routine wearing only a barely-there nightie and a pair of suspenders.

Dave Navarro is definitely one lucky bastard.

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Get it on DVD: Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease (amazon.com)

This time, The Captain found the real thing. The problem is that the real Britney Spears is not even close to being as hot as the Britney you can find on glossy magazines.

While Kev is probably in Las Vegas getting lapdance from strippers, the fading popstar is left home alone.

Click the following links to see Britney Spears as a desperate housewife.

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Oh.
My.
God.

Pick Up The Phone (gawker.com)

Celebrity gossip headlines can be so funny.

Here's a good one: Salma Hayek's Naked Breasts Make Her Want To Kill Herself.

In this article, Salma explains that when she had to strip off for her 1996 movie "Desperado", in which she played Antonio Banderas's love interest, she found it hard to perform the scene because of her strict Catholic upbringing.

If you had a strict Catholic upbringing, I suggest you have a peek at the following pics before killing yourself.

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There, you can die peacefully now.

Get it on DVD: Desperado (Special Edition) (amazon.com)

If Britney had posed nude in a magazine, the news would've been all over the net by now.

A mighty pirate noticed that the following pics appeared in Blender magazine about a year ago and Britney was wearing a green bra.

Where did it go? I think Photoshop artists have the answer.

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Nice fake. But as long as I remember, Britney's breasts aren't shaped so well.