If Britney had posed nude in a magazine, the news would've been all over the net by now.

A mighty pirate noticed that the following pics appeared in Blender magazine about a year ago and Britney was wearing a green bra.

Where did it go? I think Photoshop artists have the answer.

Britney Spears 1 - Britney Spears 2 - Britney Spears 3 - Britney Spears 4

Nice fake. But as long as I remember, Britney's breasts aren't shaped so well.