Mighty pirates, my apologies for the downtime. After I posted the article about the Paris Hilton hack, my hosting company (Lunarpages) shut me down without notice "due to it having the Paris Hilton phonebook links and causing extreme stress on the server within the past 2 days.."

I thought Lunarpages was a serious company but I was so wrong. Damn, I even chose their "Enterprise" plan, which is their ultimate plan. I posted a very polite message in their support forums asking why they had permanently suspended my account and their reply was that if I wanted to do serious business, their hosting company was not the right place to be. My message then got deleted because at Lunarpages, you don't have the right to be critical.

So what does "Enterprise" means? I'm not sure but I guess it's a hosting plan for shitty Star Trek fansites getting less than 10 visitors a month or something.

The Captain's Flagship is now hosted by the same company that hosts Fark, something I should have done from day one.

Click here if you want to learn more about Lunarpages (diagnose-me.com)

And now, back to the boobies!