Friday, February 25, 2005

Fred Durst's T-Mobile Hacked Sex Tape

A sex tape featuring Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit has leaked on the internet.

After having read the silly emails that Fred Durst has sent to Paris Hilton, you mighty pirates could think that it has something to do with the Sidekick Hack. That's what The Captain thought before he opened a mysterious text file that came along with the original video:

"David Hans Schmidt - 602-956-8876. Nice try, but instead of you making money off this we'll give out for free. :)"

Doing a search on Google for David Hans Schmidt gave some interesting results. This guy seems to have good connections in the adult entertainment industry.

But Fred is far from having what it takes to become a pornstar.

Download the Fred Durst sex tape here (NSFW) (

Update! Here's another link to the video and some screenshots (extremely NSFW) (


Anonymous said...

Ugh. Gross. No wonder Durst is such an asshole...he's over compensating for his unimpressive dick.

10:58 AM  
Anonymous said...

I saw the pics and I finally understand where all of Lil'Fred's
Anger is coming from. Even with his phone number on the net, who'd want to call him now?

11:32 AM  
Anonymous said...

The only way that guy is getting any with that hairy, pot belly (two sins!) and that tiny little thing is because of who he is. Get waxed peewee! You gotta do something nice for the ladies if that's all you have to offer.

And what's with putting the camera on himself? He looks like an idiot.

Wonder if FD was sleeping with this chick, at the same time he was sleeping w/ Paris who was sleeping with two other guys (per her hacked emails) at the same time. And she wonders why she can't find normal guys. They're all a bunch of fools that don't know trouble when it hits them in the face.

12:40 PM  
Anonymous said...

Listen to these stupid twinks - "Ew, he's hairy and potbellied!" Shut up, you cocksucking little woman.

12:58 PM  
Anonymous said...

Does any one know where you can fdin the video? sounds funny

1:08 PM  
Anonymous said...

And what idiot girl fucks him without a condom? Ewww, on every count.

1:17 PM  
Anonymous said...

You FOOL. The truth got to you, huh? Men have been putting lusting after women for ages in regards to their breast size, big butts or what some refer to as "butterfaces" for ages.

Oh, and it ain't yours we're sucking, baby.

1:21 PM  
Anonymous said...

No condom? I heard he has herpes...that bitch is crazy!

1:22 PM  
Anonymous said...

Paris was pretty upset in one of her emails to Fred, because he hasn't been tested in a year. He then tried to turn it around on Paris, and told her she's been with a lot more people than he has. WTH? Being with just one person could get you a disease you twat Fred.

No wonder AIDS just keeps freaking spreading.

1:34 PM  
Anonymous said...

Actually I find the hairy potbelly very sexy ... I've had it with hairless men and their flat abs ... Ugh, so over done, you see that in every porn nowadays ...

The no condom bit is fucked up though ...

1:35 PM  
Anonymous said...

I totally would take Fred Durt's load up my cunt... imagine the child support payments I could get, or the hush money.

1:48 PM  
Anonymous said...

I've had it with men in real life who have potbellies because they pork down and could care less about exercising, but expect women to shave and keep trim.

1:54 PM  
Anonymous said...

who cares about the size of his dick and the hair on his belly. he's just some dude that made a totally boring and lame sex video that got on the net. and he happens to be in some lame band. next please!

1:57 PM  
Anonymous said...

"I totally would take Fred Durt's load up my cunt... imagine the child support"

I bet you totally would, too. Poor kid. If the money was going soley to the kid, you wouldn't be imagining the child support payments you would get.

With luck, you wouldn't have a kid born with Aids due to greed.

1:57 PM  
Anonymous said...

Not too boring, or you wouldn't have surfed on over here to see or talk about his hairy belly or peter.

2:01 PM  
Jesse said...

Bring it on Fred. I always thought you were hot for a chubby/hairy/white guy. Sounds like I'll have to start jerkin'

2:19 PM  
Anonymous said...

What a sappy fuck!! If spoke so truly to know skank or as they say in Miami, ''susia'', can you imagine the shit he must of said to Britney! Things like this are good for society to remind us all that celebrities aren' t shit. peace

2:21 PM  
Anonymous said...

His dick sucks worse than his music! Karma rules.

2:41 PM  
Big Fat Hairy Dave said...

I don't know what planet all you guys come from, but Durst's dick looks like it's around six inches, which isn't small where I 'm from.

And the second woman he's having sex with in the video obviously has no fucking clue how to suck dick. Take some fucking lessons, honey.

2:50 PM  
Downtown Brother said...

"I don't know what planet all you twinks come from, but Durst's dick looks like it's around six inches, which isn't small where I 'm from."

You got to be white...because in my part of town 6 inches is what a 12 year old is packing.

2:59 PM  
joeshmoe said...

I like the music in the first part of the video. Anyone know what it is?

3:03 PM  
Jimmi said...

His sex habits are deplorable. I find him kinda cute in a scuzzy way though. It is one of those embraessing kind of things.

3:07 PM  
Big Fat Hairy Dave said...

The only reason that a 12 year-old would have a six inch dick where "Downtown Brother" is from is that "Downtown Brother" can't count. Either that or he's only used to Internet inches.

On planet earth, the average dick size is around six inches.

3:10 PM  
Downtown Brother said...

Hey Big Fat Hairy Dave,

Check it out the only reason you think 6 inches is the norm is that you are white...and I can count mother-f.....

By the way on the planet earth there ain't no normal only people.

3:24 PM  
Downtown Brother said...

Hey racist,

You can come see me anytime and we will see how tough you really are. Bet you get your rocks off by nocking on black folks...ass.

By the way I live at:

1044 Torrance Blvd

Drop by anytime and we can chat...

3:31 PM  
Anonymous said...


Downtown brother and Hairy Dave call the hell down. Jesus I have not heard bitching like this for a while

3:35 PM  
Ashley said...

WTF? I swear you people need to all get a fucking life! Who cares about the size of Fred Durst Dick. His music sucks just about as much as the two of you going at it do in real life I bet.


3:40 PM  
Rick the Dick said...

Who cares about the size of his dick. I bet both downtown brother and Hairy Dave would trade places with Durst in this video in a heartbeat. As for me I can get laid in real life.

Rick the Dick

3:42 PM  
Anonymous said...

From Big Fat Hairy Dave's blogger profile:

"I want to preface this by stating that I have American friends that I care for very much and who are intelligent. Having said that, I want to state that Americans are just plain fucking stupid. OK, so it's not entirely fair to generalize. Not all Americans are stupid. Just 52% of them."

That is nice of him.

Also he says about himself:

"I now live in downtown Toronto on my own and date a man 20 years older than me."

So I guess a queer guy he might now a bit more about dicks than Downtown Brother.

You both suck equally

3:49 PM  
Anonymous said...

Durst is hot, hairy belly, six-incher and all. He can shove it up me any time. . .protected, of course.

4:06 PM  
Anonymous said...

Looks like I got home from work late today. None of the video links work :(

4:06 PM  
Big Fat Hairy Dave said...

This post has been removed by the author.

4:09 PM  
Anonymous said...

who's fred drust?

4:33 PM  
Anonymous said...

True Big Fat Hairy Dave,

But you do come off a bit a prick on your blogger's home profile towards Americans. So Downtown Brother is a racists and you are a American hater. You tell me which is better.

Again you should know more about dick being a gay man than most of us in the discussion. But your post on average size is about right.

I just find it funny how easy it was to get you going.

4:33 PM  
Anonymous said...

Spin it however you'd like, but sorry, that's a little dick. Leave race and scientific polls out of it. Just use your eyes. POINT BLANK, the thing is little. Not only is it short, but it's skinny too. Not exactly an "earth moving" dick, which is evidenced by the fact the woman hardly moves during the entire video. If it weren't for him talking, she probably would have fallen asleep. I know I would have.

4:35 PM  
Anonymous said...

Again the joke is on you my friend. I am baiting you into giving long replies to stupid posts that are all from the same person. You keep taking the bait...

Fishing for fools is always fun.

5:05 PM  
rick the dick said...

Anonymous dude you need to stop talking to yourself

Rick the Dick

5:20 PM  
Anonymous said...

funny, no torrance blvd in la by mapquest...

5:37 PM  
Anonymous said...

whatever is going on with the torrance thing -- there is one in LA. whoever said there isnt is a dumbass and obviously has neother lived in LA and clearly cannot read.

5:49 PM  
Anonymous said...

Ok well im white and this is embarrassing, my dick is twice the size of that shit. Fred Durst is a joke, and now he has no respect left, haha, not like he had much to begin with ya know.

5:52 PM  
Anonymous said...

Omg that guy is disgusting. How can any female allow him to fuck her?

6:11 PM  
Titty Lover said...

Fred Durst is a fucking moron. This has GOT to be a publicity stunt to promote his shitty dying out band. Poor guy must resort to this. She's not even that hot.
Big Titty Blog

6:59 PM  
Anonymous said...

Condoms do not stop the AIDS 'virus' you idiots. And do you really think that skanks like the groupies he fucks are concerned with getting diseases? hell no. they just want a 'trophy'.

sad that people actually think that AIDS can be stopped by condoms. Even more bizzare is the thought that hetero sex is the problem. sheesh. get an education, stop being sheep.

10:11 PM  
Anonymous said...

this sites got it all too


10:18 PM  
Anonymous said...

You know that condom and hetero sex comments are real stupid ,if just one person comes away from this believing those idiot remarks it could kill them.

7:23 AM  
Anonymous said...

Hey dick faces. According to tests black guys dicks are about average 1 cm longer than white guys. And i'm white and have a bigger dick than all my black friends anyway. The real funny thing is that all these white girls want a bigger dick but can only fit about a quarter of it in. Media freaks!

7:31 AM  
Anonymous said...

Yeah, according to the same tests black guys also have lower IQs than white guys. Guess that explains why they're all criminals

7:54 AM  
Anonymous said...

Um, I'm sorry, but a big black dick will always trump a a white guy with a high IQ ...

8:07 AM  
Anonymous said...

Well, this kills it for any gay fans that liked him......hehehe

9:14 AM  
Anonymous said...

oeshmoe said...

I like the music in the first part of the video. Anyone know what it is?


Sigur Ros

10:10 AM  
Anonymous said...

It's Urban species featuring Imogen Heap, the song is called blanket.

10:59 AM  
Anonymous said...

These guys posted another mirror for the video: Fred Durst Hardcore Video

12:32 PM  
Anonymous said...

Wow...How many "celebrity videos" are going to come out before these so called "celebrities" finally get a clue! This was just plain dumb of Fred. And the poor girls, what will their friends and family think when they see this??

12:33 PM  
Anonymous said...

i wish my cock was that big

12:51 PM  
Anonymous said...

hey go to

to hear Paris Hilton calling some guy a FAG!

Fred is a hairy homo!

1:29 PM  
Anonymous said...

I don't think his dick is as small as everyone's making it out to be (although it certainly isn't huge), but jesus christ would it kill him to hold the fucking camera steady?

7:32 PM  
Spread Truth said...

1) FD's dick is sadly "average", not very long, not very thick, but as is with most men, I'm sure HE doesn't care cuz HE gets just as much pleasure out of it ... didn't seem the woman could say the same.

2)Other than complete abstinance, condoms are the next best way to prevent the spread of STDs and the HIV virus, and people like the Anon. who said it doesn't is why they still ARE spreading!

3) HIV and AIDS are NOT homosexual diseases. It neither knows nor cares whether it's next victim is homo, hetero, young, old, male or female. Nearly 40 million people, almost half women, have HIV/AIDS. Over 2 million are under the age of 15.

Nearly 5 mil became newly infected last year alone worldwide. It continues to spread ... and unless you want to be celibate, your best bet is to always always wear a condom. Not perfect, no, but still your best bet.


8:10 PM  

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